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red dog 1

(27,751 posts) Fri Mar 24, 2017, 03:36 PM Mar 2017

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What's your favorite "What's the difference" joke?

Q - What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A - You can't tuna fish.

Q - What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A - A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.

Q - What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?
A - Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Q - What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck?
A - One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

(List as many as you want to)

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What's your favorite "What's the difference" joke? (Original Post) red dog 1 Mar 2017 OP

What's the difference between and elephant and a dozen eggs ? CincyDem Mar 2017 #1

the old classic: the difference between a carp and a lawyer Skittles Mar 2017 #2

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? red dog 1 Mar 2017 #3

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? gratuitous Mar 2017 #4

Q: What's the diference between Donald Trump and the Hindenberg? sarge43 Mar 2017 #5

Kind of off color, but............ DFW Mar 2017 #6

CincyDem

(6,330 posts)

1. What's the difference between and elephant and a dozen eggs ?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 24, 2017, 03:41 PM

Mar 2017

Oh hell, if you don't know remind me to NEVER send you to the store for a dozen eggs.

Skittles

(153,103 posts)

2. the old classic: the difference between a carp and a lawyer

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 24, 2017, 04:06 PM

Mar 2017

one is a scum-sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish

red dog 1

(27,751 posts)

3. What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 24, 2017, 05:13 PM

Mar 2017

An orange has a thick skin.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

4. What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 24, 2017, 05:45 PM

Mar 2017

The rooster clucks defiance.

sarge43

(28,940 posts)

5. Q: What's the diference between Donald Trump and the Hindenberg?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 24, 2017, 06:21 PM

Mar 2017

A: One is an airship and the other is a flaming gas bag.

DFW

(54,267 posts)

6. Kind of off color, but............

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 24, 2017, 06:21 PM

Mar 2017

Q: What is the difference between a saloon and elephant flatulence?

A: One is a bar room, and the other is a Bar-ROOOOOM!

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