So explain this: mammals poo for 12 seconds, pee in 20 seconds.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170427-why-do
http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/23/new-law-of-urination-mammals-take-21-seconds-to-pee/
Confirms, again, "If they do it, we do it. If we do it, they do it." I think somebody should do a comparative study on how long it takes mammals to have sex. (have to rule out lying about it)
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I went into the bathroom to wash my hands after lunch, and the tap water was already running .....I washed my hands, turned the tap off, but when I was drying my hands I realized someone was in a stall....I recognized the shoes, new coworker, young gal.....I said, OH I'M SORRY SHELLY, did you have the water running? No reply, so I turned the water back to the pace it was on when I had come in.
Later, Shelly asked me, didn't I think that was weird? I said no, I've heard of people being pee-shy, it's no big deal. The poor thing nearly burst into tears, said she thought she was the only one. Life before the internet! 
You were sweet to be so considerate. It's an embarrassing problem.
And you're an extremely kind and caring soul. 
Men deal with this too -- say, when I come back to the office after lunch and everyone stops to "refresh," I just go later; otherwise, I'll stand there, staring at the tile wall, hitting "dry well" while my colleagues flood the place. Always been that way, my older brother, too.
Even at home, when were in a hurry to get somewhere, many is the time I've asked my wife for a quick tap-water "prompt." That sounds vaguely obscene, but it's strictly business. 
like I told Shelly, everyone has their quirks
....what happens to gals over 65 
any animal grab a newspaper or some other reading material and extend that 12 seconds into five or ten minutes, which some humans do.
P.S. Next month...
