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red dog 1

(27,792 posts) Sat Jul 1, 2017, 05:48 PM Jul 2017

What's your favorite line or lines from the movie "Airplane" (1980)?

STEWARDESS
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking.
We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused.
This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered.
There is no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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What's your favorite line or lines from the movie "Airplane" (1980)? (Original Post) red dog 1 Jul 2017 OP

Do you like movies about gladiators? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #1

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? red dog 1 Jul 2017 #5

"We're all going to die -- but at least I'm married!" (one of the flight attendants) LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2017 #2

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! Still Sensible Jul 2017 #3

Useless without video. longship Jul 2017 #9

Ever seen a grown man naked? bdtrppr6 Jul 2017 #4

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked? red dog 1 Jul 2017 #6

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" smirkymonkey Jul 2017 #22

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes! (nt) ehrnst Jul 2017 #7

lol red dog 1 Jul 2017 #10

"And don't call me Shirley!" southerncrone Jul 2017 #8

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive. Dr Hobbitstein Jul 2017 #11

And who can forget Johnny???? longship Jul 2017 #12

Barbara Billingsley: "I speak jive!" longship Jul 2017 #13

"I have a drinking problem" left-of-center2012 Jul 2017 #14

"No--I'll NEVER get over Macho Grande!" lastlib Jul 2017 #16

"I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" TexasBushwhacker Jul 2017 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author Wounded Bear Jul 2017 #17

"When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan!" robertpaulsen Jul 2017 #18

can't pick one. all of the above are so funny... IcyPeas Jul 2017 #19

There is no parking in the red zone Danmel Jul 2017 #20

There is only one river Danmel Jul 2017 #21

See below... smirkymonkey Jul 2017 #23

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,659 posts)

1. Do you like movies about gladiators?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 05:55 PM

Jul 2017

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)

5. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:04 PM

Jul 2017

LastLiberal in PalmSprings

(12,577 posts)

2. "We're all going to die -- but at least I'm married!" (one of the flight attendants)

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 05:57 PM

Jul 2017

Here's a video of "Airplane" classic scenes:

Still Sensible

(2,870 posts)

3. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 05:58 PM

Jul 2017

longship

(40,416 posts)

9. Useless without video.

Reply to Still Sensible (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:34 PM

Jul 2017

And might as well get the entire joke.

bdtrppr6

(796 posts)

4. Ever seen a grown man naked?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:03 PM

Jul 2017

Ever hung around a gymnasium?

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)

6. Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Reply to bdtrppr6 (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:08 PM

Jul 2017

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

22. "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 09:43 PM

Jul 2017

ehrnst

(32,640 posts)

7. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes! (nt)

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:14 PM

Jul 2017

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)

10. lol

Reply to ehrnst (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:39 PM

Jul 2017

southerncrone

(5,506 posts)

8. "And don't call me Shirley!"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:31 PM

Jul 2017

Dr Hobbitstein

(6,568 posts)

11. Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:42 PM

Jul 2017

That and the little girl, who in reference to cream
in her coffee says "No thank you, I take it black.
Like my men."

longship

(40,416 posts)

12. And who can forget Johnny????

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:57 PM

Jul 2017

Played by Stephen Stucker!

Some of the best lines of the film!

longship

(40,416 posts)

13. Barbara Billingsley: "I speak jive!"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 07:25 PM

Jul 2017

Leave it to Beaver was never like this.

Airplane!

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

14. "I have a drinking problem"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 07:41 PM

Jul 2017

lastlib

(23,196 posts)

16. "No--I'll NEVER get over Macho Grande!"

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #14)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 06:50 AM

Jul 2017

TexasBushwhacker

(20,162 posts)

15. "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 07:50 PM

Jul 2017

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Wounded Bear This message was self-deleted by its author.

robertpaulsen

(8,632 posts)

18. "When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan!"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 12:33 PM

Jul 2017

IcyPeas

(21,856 posts)

19. can't pick one. all of the above are so funny...

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Sun Jul 2, 2017, 04:46 PM

Jul 2017

Danmel

(4,911 posts)

20. There is no parking in the red zone

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Sun Jul 2, 2017, 04:49 PM

Jul 2017

Danmel

(4,911 posts)

21. There is only one river

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 04:54 PM

Jul 2017

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

23. See below...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 09:48 PM

Jul 2017

Elderly Woman: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes. Very.
Elderly Woman: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What's going on? (Regarding the food poisoning incident on the plane where everyone is vomiting and retching)
Rumack: I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

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