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mac56

(17,566 posts)
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 01:20 PM Jul 2017

Joke of the day

A funeral service was being held in a small-town funeral parlor for a beloved local woman who had just passed away. At the end of the tearful, emotional service the pallbearers carried the casket out, when they accidentally bumped into a wall and jostled the casket.

From out of the casket the congregation heard a faint moan, then another and another. They opened the casket -- and found out that the woman was actually alive!

The congregation, in fact the entire town, went into thankful rejoicing. The woman and her husband were surrounded with overjoyed well-wishers, with tearful hugs and delighted amazement.

The woman enjoyed good health in the small town for ten more productive years. Then, one day, she suddenly died. A ceremony was again held at the same funeral parlor, with the entire town in attendance. At the end of the ceremony the pallbearers again carried out the casket.

As they made their way toward the door the husband cried out, "Watch out for the wall..."

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