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Xipe Totec

(43,889 posts)
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 09:53 PM Jul 2017

Valerian & the city of 1,000 planets. If you saw the preview you saw the best part.

I just came back from watching it in the theater.

It is indescribably bad.

Has the dialog and acting of a high school production.

And long.

Very long.

Very, very long.

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Valerian & the city of 1,000 planets. If you saw the preview you saw the best part. (Original Post) Xipe Totec Jul 2017 OP
Really 😩 benld74 Jul 2017 #1
Good to know Zing Zing Zingbah Jul 2017 #2
It's bombing financially, cost 225m. Agschmid Jul 2017 #3
For that kind of money they should have gotten good writers & actors Xipe Totec Jul 2017 #5
Good to know dhol82 Jul 2017 #4
I'm still apologizing to my wife for the bad choice. Xipe Totec Jul 2017 #6
....... dhol82 Jul 2017 #9
Take her to see "The Big Sick" PassingFair Jul 2017 #17
Very young adult Sci Fi movie Not Ruth Jul 2017 #7
I didn't think it was that horrible. Baitball Blogger Jul 2017 #8
She had "Blue Steel" mastered. nt Xipe Totec Jul 2017 #14
She has more range than Kristen Stewart. Baitball Blogger Jul 2017 #15
We just saw it today OriginalGeek Jul 2017 #10
Something about the Swaggering Telegenic wisecracking Teenage Heroes Without Limits was a red flag. NBachers Jul 2017 #11
The refresher course on sexist roles of the 50's was a nice touch. nt Xipe Totec Jul 2017 #13
I am getting a real Avatar vibe from it exboyfil Jul 2017 #12
I heard a critic say it should be called "Valerian and The City Of 1,000 Razzies". Initech Jul 2017 #16

Zing Zing Zingbah

(6,496 posts)
2. Good to know
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 09:59 PM
Jul 2017

Glad I didn't go to see that one. I saw Wonder Woman today. It was alright. Typical super hero movie.

Xipe Totec

(43,889 posts)
5. For that kind of money they should have gotten good writers & actors
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 10:19 PM
Jul 2017

Instead of blowing the wad on special effects.

Xipe Totec

(43,889 posts)
6. I'm still apologizing to my wife for the bad choice.
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 10:20 PM
Jul 2017

Now I'll have to watch a chick flick to atone.

Baitball Blogger

(46,697 posts)
8. I didn't think it was that horrible.
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 10:40 PM
Jul 2017

But, it did feel like it was a YA genre. Probably trying to capitalize on the Twilight phenomenon. If you put it in that context, sorry, but the acting was not that bad. The young actress in the Valerian movie did a better job pulling off attitude than Kristen Stewart.

Here is my original comments.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018970189

Baitball Blogger

(46,697 posts)
15. She has more range than Kristen Stewart.
Mon Jul 24, 2017, 10:16 AM
Jul 2017

I have a big problem with the criticism that the movie picked unknowns to launch that movie. I saw that as a positive move. I was fine with it, and I went with the idea that it was all about CGI. I wasn't disappointed.

I figured the ducks would be a problem for the USA audience. For some reason most of us have a crayon meltdown whenever animated characters are used in a movie. That should have tipped you off that it was a comic-book genre.

Def not a movie for the hard metal Star Wars fan.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
10. We just saw it today
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 11:35 PM
Jul 2017

I didn't think it was terrible. But then, the theatre had La Fin Du Monde and we're in Key West and we were taking respite from the oppressive heat.

I've certainly seen worse movies while sober....

exboyfil

(17,862 posts)
12. I am getting a real Avatar vibe from it
Mon Jul 24, 2017, 04:28 AM
Jul 2017

Amazingly I only recently saw Avatar. A beautiful world creation with awesome special effects and a poor story with weak script writing.

Much to my disappointment John Carter was that way as well.

Good to know. Thanks for the info. We saw Attack of the Planet of the Apes this weekend.A really good film - the best of a good trilogy.

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