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A conversation with God about Trump.
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better
Pence: The fewer
Trump: I told you not to call me that yet
Pence: The fewer
Trump: I told you not to call me that yet
A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day. Trump says, Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind?
The kid replies, You know what, Ive changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
The kid replies, You know what, Ive changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God...
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?" Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?" Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
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Four jokes (Original Post)
csziggy
Sep 2017
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braddy
(3,585 posts)1. Excellent.
Duppers
(28,094 posts)2. These are really funny!
Thanks for posting.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)3. Good Ones
Kali
(54,990 posts)4. I liked the second one best.