How about this obituary photo?

[left-of-center2012]

While this man's obit was a serious one,
I wonder about the accompanying photo:



It reminds me of an old joke,
about a man who wanted to be buried face down,
so people could kiss his ass.

[MFM008]

1. But if they bury you

Face down you can't breath.

[BBG]

2. Don't hold your breath

Waiting for others to appreciate your grave sense of humor.

[left-of-center2012]

3. hmm - thinking of Ray Milland

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Oh man, I have never heard of that movie...

how the hell did I miss it?

[Kaleva]

5. In the past, you could get a coffin with an escape hatch.

Or it had a rope that was attached to a bell above ground. Sometimes mistakes were made and people were buried when they appeared dead but were very much alive.

[left-of-center2012]

6. Ask not for whom the bell tolls ...

[Kaleva]

7. It tolls for thee who is trapped 6 feet under