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(17,238 posts)underpants
(182,588 posts)femmocrat
(28,394 posts)So cute!
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)DBoon
(22,338 posts)Are the young gulls passing over head? Are illicit porpoises involved?
A coal mine owner needed small children to work in his illegal mine. He made arrangements with a foreign country to import some children, but the trade was to be for porpoise meat - a costly item in that country. So the mine owner got a fisherman to harvest some porpoises for the trade. However the FBI caught wind on the whole thing and arrested the entire crew for-----
Hiring miners for illegal porpoises
Demoiselle
(6,787 posts)A zookeeper was arrested after he was caught carrying an exotic bird over the sleeping denizens of the big cat compound to the zoo's rather racy aquarium. Why?
Because he was transporting a mynah across a staid lion for immoral porpoises.
Sorry.
Well, no, actually, I'm not sorry. Cheers.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)to move a lion.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,360 posts)That's a Sittin'