Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search
12 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
How do move a lion from one place to another? So obvious... (Original Post) packman Sep 2017 OP
Love it. MLAA Sep 2017 #1
Well of course! underpants Sep 2017 #2
Seems like kitties of all sizes like their small spaces. femmocrat Sep 2017 #3
Little kitteh wants a ride! eom fleur-de-lisa Sep 2017 #4
that lion looks sedated DBoon Sep 2017 #5
A sad joke packman Sep 2017 #7
An even sadder one, with the same, er, theme. Demoiselle Sep 2017 #12
Any moron shoud be able to know how Doreen Sep 2017 #6
That's not a Lion. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #8
"If I fits, I sits!" AwakeAtLast Sep 2017 #9
Waiting for his chauffeur. Lol. Fla Dem Sep 2017 #10
Watch out--he looks like he's about to get carried away. Orrex Sep 2017 #11
 

packman

(16,296 posts)
7. A sad joke
Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:26 PM
Sep 2017

A coal mine owner needed small children to work in his illegal mine. He made arrangements with a foreign country to import some children, but the trade was to be for porpoise meat - a costly item in that country. So the mine owner got a fisherman to harvest some porpoises for the trade. However the FBI caught wind on the whole thing and arrested the entire crew for-----

Hiring miners for illegal porpoises


Demoiselle

(6,787 posts)
12. An even sadder one, with the same, er, theme.
Tue Sep 26, 2017, 08:56 PM
Sep 2017

A zookeeper was arrested after he was caught carrying an exotic bird over the sleeping denizens of the big cat compound to the zoo's rather racy aquarium. Why?
Because he was transporting a mynah across a staid lion for immoral porpoises.
Sorry.
Well, no, actually, I'm not sorry. Cheers.

Latest Discussions»The DU Lounge»How do move a lion from o...