Sun Oct 1, 2017, 02:54 PM
ghostsinthemachine (3,569 posts)
YOU are OJ. What are you looking forward to doing?
Im thinking masturbating without a bunk mate or celly hearing would be pretty high on the list.
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ghostsinthemachine | Oct 2017 | OP |
MFM008 | Oct 2017 | #1 | |
KG | Oct 2017 | #23 | |
left-of-center2012 | Oct 2017 | #2 | |
fierywoman | Oct 2017 | #3 | |
liberalmuse | Oct 2017 | #4 | |
cwydro | Oct 2017 | #8 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2017 | #5 | |
NCjack | Oct 2017 | #6 | |
Sneederbunk | Oct 2017 | #7 | |
Bradshaw3 | Oct 2017 | #9 | |
TexasBushwhacker | Oct 2017 | #10 | |
Skittles | Oct 2017 | #15 | |
TexasBushwhacker | Oct 2017 | #17 | |
Skittles | Oct 2017 | #18 | |
TexasBushwhacker | Oct 2017 | #19 | |
Skittles | Oct 2017 | #20 | |
NJCher | Oct 2017 | #11 | |
First Speaker | Oct 2017 | #12 | |
DFW | Oct 2017 | #13 | |
NobodyHere | Oct 2017 | #14 | |
HipChick | Oct 2017 | #16 | |
Kaleva | Oct 2017 | #25 | |
HipChick | Oct 2017 | #26 | |
Kaleva | Oct 2017 | #27 | |
jmowreader | Oct 2017 | #21 | |
NJCher | Oct 2017 | #22 | |
Efilroft Sul | Oct 2017 | #24 |
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:00 PM
MFM008 (19,698 posts)
1. looking for the "real" killer???
???????????????
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Response to MFM008 (Reply #1)
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 07:33 PM
KG (28,730 posts)
23. he already searched every golf course west of the rockies
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:00 PM
left-of-center2012 (34,195 posts)
2. Being invited to the White House
Or, golfing with the President.
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:06 PM
fierywoman (6,863 posts)
3. Golfing with the "president" ("good person, OJ")
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:08 PM
liberalmuse (18,590 posts)
4. Getting a reality show.
He'll probably be the next host of The Apprentice.
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Response to liberalmuse (Reply #4)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:32 PM
cwydro (49,121 posts)
8. I can see that.
Sadly.
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:09 PM
tblue37 (58,296 posts)
5. He wants to get back to the golf course to investigate who *really* murdered Nicole and Ron. nt
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:09 PM
NCjack (10,125 posts)
6. Finding an envelope from #45 with $25K to
pay off Pam Bondi for the privilege of living and golfing in Florida. (Donald, hope you are reading this. He needs your help now.)
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:29 PM
Sneederbunk (12,452 posts)
7. Going to Disney World.
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:38 PM
Bradshaw3 (6,889 posts)
9. He's going to be the new HHS secretary
As qualified as most current cabinet members.
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:41 PM
TexasBushwhacker (18,694 posts)
10. Hugging the children he left motherless? N/t
Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #10)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 07:12 PM
Skittles (148,682 posts)
15. his kids HAVE to know he murdered their mother
that is some sick shit right there
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Response to Skittles (Reply #15)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 08:47 PM
TexasBushwhacker (18,694 posts)
17. Children want to love their parents
and will forgive them for almost anything. I imagine he convinced them he was innocent. 3 live in Florida and one in Atlanta. I read he is closest to his oldest daughter with his first wife, who has stood by him throughout everything.
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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #17)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 09:00 PM
Skittles (148,682 posts)
18. deep down, they know
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Response to Skittles (Reply #18)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 09:48 PM
TexasBushwhacker (18,694 posts)
19. I wonder what's going on with this?
They seem to be buying a lot of real estate with cash.
http://www.foxnews.com/real-estate/2017/08/01/o-j-simpsons-children-went-on-real-estate-spending-spree.html |
Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #19)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 10:18 PM
Skittles (148,682 posts)
20. probably hiding his assets
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 04:02 PM
NJCher (32,483 posts)
11. I'd just want to snuggle up in a blanket in front of the TV
and have good food around and enjoy my programs in peace and quiet. Alone time is something you never get in prison.
If I had an animal 10 years ago and it was still alive, I'd want it around. I'd have pizza, chicken wings, and any desserts that looked good at the store. After I did that to my heart's content, I'd want to hang around with my family and friends. ![]() Cher |
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 04:56 PM
First Speaker (4,629 posts)
12. Replacing Jess Sessions as Attorney General...
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 05:30 PM
DFW (50,637 posts)
13. You mean before or after getting plastic surgery and changing my name?
I'm not sure anything else would be higher on my "to-do" list if I were in his position.
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 05:30 PM
NobodyHere (2,810 posts)
14. Doritos Tacos
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 07:29 PM
HipChick (25,466 posts)
16. Lay on my bed, with a cold one
Netflix and Chill
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Response to HipChick (Reply #16)
Wed Oct 4, 2017, 12:00 AM
Kaleva (34,120 posts)
25. A cold one? You mean a murder victim? And watch Netflix! Jeez!
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Response to Kaleva (Reply #25)
Wed Oct 4, 2017, 12:22 AM
HipChick (25,466 posts)
26. Cold Beer..
you have a morbid mind
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Response to HipChick (Reply #26)
Wed Oct 4, 2017, 05:13 AM
Kaleva (34,120 posts)
27. You are not much of an OJ if you are just laying in bed with a cold beer watching Netflix.
You used to be a cold blooded killer and was involved in a nationally televised slow motion police chase. Now you are just a pot bellied, grey haired man who yells at kids to stay off the lawn.
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Sun Oct 1, 2017, 10:33 PM
jmowreader (49,027 posts)
21. Applying for a job as Trump's new Secretary of the Interior
He's bigly qualified to be Secretary of the Interior. He's been inside for nine years.
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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 04:38 PM
NJCher (32,483 posts)
22. this might be the real thing
Maybe. He probably didn't have much of a choice:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/o-simpson-chows-mcdonald-meal-free-man-article-1.3535550 snip The Juice pounded two No. 4 combos from a Nevada McDonald’s as his first post-prison meal during the long road to Sin City. Released prisoner O.J. Simpson gobbled down the fast-food feast after slipping out of Lovelock Correctional Center under the cover of darkness Sunday. “He said, ‘It’s better than prison food, but it’s not what it’s all cracked out to be,’” Simpson’s attorney, Malcolm LaVergne, told the Daily News. “He was happy to be eating something on the outside,” he said. The Las Vegas attorney declined to identify which franchise the convicted robber stopped at for his first official meal as a free man — or where he was headed during what appeared to be a tedious road trip. ![]() Cher |
Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)
Tue Oct 3, 2017, 11:53 PM
Efilroft Sul (3,422 posts)