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Sun Oct 1, 2017, 02:54 PM

YOU are OJ. What are you looking forward to doing?

Im thinking masturbating without a bunk mate or celly hearing would be pretty high on the list.

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Reply YOU are OJ. What are you looking forward to doing? (Original post)
ghostsinthemachine Oct 2017 OP
MFM008 Oct 2017 #1
KG Oct 2017 #23
left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #2
fierywoman Oct 2017 #3
liberalmuse Oct 2017 #4
cwydro Oct 2017 #8
tblue37 Oct 2017 #5
NCjack Oct 2017 #6
Sneederbunk Oct 2017 #7
Bradshaw3 Oct 2017 #9
TexasBushwhacker Oct 2017 #10
Skittles Oct 2017 #15
TexasBushwhacker Oct 2017 #17
Skittles Oct 2017 #18
TexasBushwhacker Oct 2017 #19
Skittles Oct 2017 #20
NJCher Oct 2017 #11
First Speaker Oct 2017 #12
DFW Oct 2017 #13
NobodyHere Oct 2017 #14
HipChick Oct 2017 #16
Kaleva Oct 2017 #25
HipChick Oct 2017 #26
Kaleva Oct 2017 #27
jmowreader Oct 2017 #21
NJCher Oct 2017 #22
Efilroft Sul Oct 2017 #24

Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:00 PM

1. looking for the "real" killer???

???????????????

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Response to MFM008 (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 2, 2017, 07:33 PM

23. he already searched every golf course west of the rockies

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:00 PM

2. Being invited to the White House

Or, golfing with the President.

Birds of a feather.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:06 PM

3. Golfing with the "president" ("good person, OJ")

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:08 PM

4. Getting a reality show.

He'll probably be the next host of The Apprentice.

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Response to liberalmuse (Reply #4)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:32 PM

8. I can see that.

Sadly.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:09 PM

5. He wants to get back to the golf course to investigate who *really* murdered Nicole and Ron. nt

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:09 PM

6. Finding an envelope from #45 with $25K to

pay off Pam Bondi for the privilege of living and golfing in Florida. (Donald, hope you are reading this. He needs your help now.)

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:29 PM

7. Going to Disney World.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:38 PM

9. He's going to be the new HHS secretary

As qualified as most current cabinet members.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 03:41 PM

10. Hugging the children he left motherless? N/t

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #10)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 07:12 PM

15. his kids HAVE to know he murdered their mother

that is some sick shit right there

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Response to Skittles (Reply #15)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 08:47 PM

17. Children want to love their parents

and will forgive them for almost anything. I imagine he convinced them he was innocent. 3 live in Florida and one in Atlanta. I read he is closest to his oldest daughter with his first wife, who has stood by him throughout everything.

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #17)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 09:00 PM

18. deep down, they know

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Response to Skittles (Reply #18)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 09:48 PM

19. I wonder what's going on with this?

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #19)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 10:18 PM

20. probably hiding his assets

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 04:02 PM

11. I'd just want to snuggle up in a blanket in front of the TV

and have good food around and enjoy my programs in peace and quiet. Alone time is something you never get in prison.

If I had an animal 10 years ago and it was still alive, I'd want it around. I'd have pizza, chicken wings, and any desserts that looked good at the store.

After I did that to my heart's content, I'd want to hang around with my family and friends.


Cher

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 04:56 PM

12. Replacing Jess Sessions as Attorney General...

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 05:30 PM

13. You mean before or after getting plastic surgery and changing my name?

I'm not sure anything else would be higher on my "to-do" list if I were in his position.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 05:30 PM

14. Doritos Tacos

 

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 07:29 PM

16. Lay on my bed, with a cold one

Netflix and Chill

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Response to HipChick (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 4, 2017, 12:00 AM

25. A cold one? You mean a murder victim? And watch Netflix! Jeez!

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #25)

Wed Oct 4, 2017, 12:22 AM

26. Cold Beer..

you have a morbid mind

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Response to HipChick (Reply #26)

Wed Oct 4, 2017, 05:13 AM

27. You are not much of an OJ if you are just laying in bed with a cold beer watching Netflix.

You used to be a cold blooded killer and was involved in a nationally televised slow motion police chase. Now you are just a pot bellied, grey haired man who yells at kids to stay off the lawn.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Sun Oct 1, 2017, 10:33 PM

21. Applying for a job as Trump's new Secretary of the Interior

He's bigly qualified to be Secretary of the Interior. He's been inside for nine years.

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Mon Oct 2, 2017, 04:38 PM

22. this might be the real thing

Maybe. He probably didn't have much of a choice:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/o-simpson-chows-mcdonald-meal-free-man-article-1.3535550

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The Juice pounded two No. 4 combos from a Nevada McDonald’s as his first post-prison meal during the long road to Sin City.

Released prisoner O.J. Simpson gobbled down the fast-food feast after slipping out of Lovelock Correctional Center under the cover of darkness Sunday.

“He said, ‘It’s better than prison food, but it’s not what it’s all cracked out to be,’” Simpson’s attorney, Malcolm LaVergne, told the Daily News.

“He was happy to be eating something on the outside,” he said.

The Las Vegas attorney declined to identify which franchise the convicted robber stopped at for his first official meal as a free man — or where he was headed during what appeared to be a tedious road trip.


Cher

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Response to ghostsinthemachine (Original post)

Tue Oct 3, 2017, 11:53 PM

24. I'd be willing to take a stab at just about anything.

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