YOU are OJ. What are you looking forward to doing?

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Or, golfing with the President.

Birds of a feather.

He'll probably be the next host of The Apprentice.

Sadly.

pay off Pam Bondi for the privilege of living and golfing in Florida. (Donald, hope you are reading this. He needs your help now.)

As qualified as most current cabinet members.

that is some sick shit right there

and will forgive them for almost anything. I imagine he convinced them he was innocent. 3 live in Florida and one in Atlanta. I read he is closest to his oldest daughter with his first wife, who has stood by him throughout everything.

They seem to be buying a lot of real estate with cash.

http://www.foxnews.com/real-estate/2017/08/01/o-j-simpsons-children-went-on-real-estate-spending-spree.html

and have good food around and enjoy my programs in peace and quiet. Alone time is something you never get in prison.

If I had an animal 10 years ago and it was still alive, I'd want it around. I'd have pizza, chicken wings, and any desserts that looked good at the store.

After I did that to my heart's content, I'd want to hang around with my family and friends.


Cher

I'm not sure anything else would be higher on my "to-do" list if I were in his position.

Netflix and Chill

you have a morbid mind

You used to be a cold blooded killer and was involved in a nationally televised slow motion police chase. Now you are just a pot bellied, grey haired man who yells at kids to stay off the lawn.

He's bigly qualified to be Secretary of the Interior. He's been inside for nine years.

Maybe. He probably didn't have much of a choice:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/o-simpson-chows-mcdonald-meal-free-man-article-1.3535550

snip

The Juice pounded two No. 4 combos from a Nevada McDonald’s as his first post-prison meal during the long road to Sin City.

Released prisoner O.J. Simpson gobbled down the fast-food feast after slipping out of Lovelock Correctional Center under the cover of darkness Sunday.

“He said, ‘It’s better than prison food, but it’s not what it’s all cracked out to be,’” Simpson’s attorney, Malcolm LaVergne, told the Daily News.

“He was happy to be eating something on the outside,” he said.

The Las Vegas attorney declined to identify which franchise the convicted robber stopped at for his first official meal as a free man — or where he was headed during what appeared to be a tedious road trip.


Cher