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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts) Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:29 PM Oct 2017

Just got back from buttocks surgery. Had a bad time.

Doc tells me to just "slip your pants off and lay on your side on the table".

I asked him where I should put my pants.

He said "Over there. Next to mine".

Just joking.

Don't get upset.

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Just got back from buttocks surgery. Had a bad time. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Oct 2017 OP

Lol MFM008 Oct 2017 #1

Did you lose your ass? democratisphere Oct 2017 #2

Just one chunk of it. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #4

I LoLd denbot Oct 2017 #3

Lol thanks. Told it to the doc when he was cutting. He got a laugh. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #5

Now that's a real pain in the ass! unblock Oct 2017 #6

Hey, you may think so, but you're not the one having to wear a sanitary napkin. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #7

Well, you're certainly correct about that.... unblock Oct 2017 #8

...and two pairs of underwear. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #9

I knew I know you!!! ret5hd Oct 2017 #10

!!!! LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #11

Not what I was expecting left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #12

I'm sorry to hear that. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #13

MFM008

(19,804 posts)

1. Lol

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:34 PM

Oct 2017

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

2. Did you lose your ass?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:34 PM

Oct 2017

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

4. Just one chunk of it. n/t

Reply to democratisphere (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:39 PM

Oct 2017

denbot

(9,899 posts)

3. I LoLd

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:39 PM

Oct 2017

Well played LC, well played indeed.

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

5. Lol thanks. Told it to the doc when he was cutting. He got a laugh. n/t

Reply to denbot (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:39 PM

Oct 2017

unblock

(52,185 posts)

6. Now that's a real pain in the ass!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:54 PM

Oct 2017

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

7. Hey, you may think so, but you're not the one having to wear a sanitary napkin.

Reply to unblock (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 02:59 PM

Oct 2017

unblock

(52,185 posts)

8. Well, you're certainly correct about that....

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 03:10 PM

Oct 2017

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

9. ...and two pairs of underwear.

Reply to unblock (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 03:11 PM

Oct 2017

ret5hd

(20,489 posts)

10. I knew I know you!!!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 03:14 PM

Oct 2017

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

11. !!!!

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #10)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 03:17 PM

Oct 2017

Sure feels like it

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

12. Not what I was expecting

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 05:24 PM

Oct 2017

I have two brothers with prostate cancer

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

13. I'm sorry to hear that.

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 18, 2017, 06:25 PM

Oct 2017

My best friend just had his removed due to cancer.

My surgery had nothing to do with my prostate at all.

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