Amazin Blaze Weldin Service

[Ptah]

[Kali]

1. If you got the nerve to call, I got the gall to come.

[Siwsan]

2. I think I recognized only about 1 out of 10 of the words he spoke

His voice kind of reminded me of a badly tuned banjo!

[Lochloosa]

3. I got it all. Ya'll just need to learn South.

[Siwsan]

4. True. I speak English, (Northern) American and Canadian - but not South

And definitely not Deep South!

[Lochloosa]

5. As we say down here...They think we have the accent.

[SouthernIrish]

7. It's a Southern thang

Y'all wouldn't understand. Lol
I can make fun because I have a very Southern accent.

[Docreed2003]

6. Im sure hes licensed and bonded too, lol!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. What the hell did he say?

He might as well have been speaking Basque or Quechua or Icelandic.

[Ptah]

9. here the text of what he says:

"Welcome to Hucklebuck studios.
Yall come on in and have a seat. Let me give you a little rundown on myself....

My name is Glen Thornton....My friends call me Amazing Blaze....I'm the owner and operator of a'Heatin and a'Beatin welding service.

We have 24 hour service working week days, week nights, weekend days weekend nights, holidays are my specialty...

Especially Thanksgiving.

I weld long arc, short arc, heliarc, and in the dark.

Fit for 4 welders or weld for 4 fitters.

If you want 2 or 3 weeks off , I can handle that too.

I can weld anything from the crack of dawn to a broken heart..., from eggshells to spider webs.

I have done some work for a few young black widows.

We weld right handed left handed, 6 inches off the floor, up against the wall , with or without a mirror....uphill, downhill, side to side, no crack too tight, no gap too wide.

If you don't like the way I do it, I'll let you try it.

If I cant do it, I'll hire it done.

All work guaranteed and strictly cash. No tax, no tracks.

If you got the nerve to call....I got the gall to come.

Call Amazin Blaze a'Heatin and a'Beatin Welding Service. Route 1 Crenshaw County Alabama."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Thanks. That video should be subtitled.

[haele]

11. My husband Laz used to live in Brewton.

Understood every word he said...made him homesick enough he asked for Redeye Biscuits for breakfast...

On edit, he wants me to mention that Brewton is not in Crenshaw County, and Route 1 is nowhere close...
Haele