I schytt you not!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[justhanginon]

1. Well now, ain't that the schytts!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. No schytt! 😏

[rock]

3. What a Schytt load of fun

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. I thought Id post it just for

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schytts and giggles! 😏

[JDC]

4. Aptly named. That is one Schytty song.

[MrScorpio]

5. There's an interesting story about this family...

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schytt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schytt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schytt is the only son of Awe Schytt.

Awe Schytt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schytt, the owner of Needeep N. Schytt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schytt married Noe Schytt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schytt, Giva Schytt, Fulla Schytt, Bull Schytt, and the twins Deep Schytt and Dip Schytt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schytt married Dumb Schytt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schytt divorced.

Noe Schytt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schytt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schytt married Loda Schytt,

And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schytt.

Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schytt and Giva Schytt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schytt-Happens nuptials.

The Schytt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schytt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schytt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schytt,' you can correct them

[NotASurfer]

6. Thanks for the genealogy

Quite a Schytt list

[rurallib]

7. Now I know Schytt from Shinola

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinola_(band)

Shinola was a rock band from Chapel Hill, North Carolina, United States, that existed from 1994 to 1997, and was a regular mainstay in the burgeoning local indie-rock scene of the time. Employing two guitars, electrified violin, drums, bass guitar, and occasionally Farfisa organ and banjo, their sound drew simultaneously on country/folk and punk rock influences. The band brandished left-wing politics on its album art, website and flyers, but lyrically most of its songs focused on heartbreak.

They recorded the single "Vodka" (b/w "Who's a Fuck-up?&quot on Backporch Revolution, which was released it in 1996. The record was accorded a favorable review by Billboard Magazine and other periodicals. The band had over 30 songs, but never released a full-length album. A compilation of singles, demos, and live recordings was released after the band broke up in 1997.