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Sat Aug 30, 2014, 04:43 AM

MO company offering adorable ladies pocket shotguns because we’re screwed as a country

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/29/mo-company-offering-adorable-ladies-pocket-shotguns-because-were-scrwed-as-a-country/



MO company offering adorable ladies pocket shotguns because we’re screwed as a country
By TBogg
Friday, August 29, 2014 15:47 EDT

What the people of St. Louis County need right now is peace. Peace, reconciliation, healing, greater understanding between the races leading to a brighter future for their children where they will judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin. Where the lamb shall lie down with lion and peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars.

Unfortunately St. Louis County is located in Missouri which is located in the United States of America which is the NRA’s world: we just try to live here, mainly by ducking a lot because our neighbor is cleaning his gun again and that always ends well.

So, in a time of militarized police and kids starting out younger and younger getting their first Uzi kill before they receive their first kiss, it would make sense to think that now is the perfect moment to roll out a new line of pocket-sized shotguns for those special intimate times when a simple squirt of pepper-spray doesn’t create a wide enough pattern of destruction and pain.

~snip~

While you’re letting that soak in — like blood into asphalt — here is a picture of the ladies model which will shoot a standard .410 shotgun shell. Please note the lovely styling job, surrounded by pearls and spent cartridges.

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Sat Aug 30, 2014, 05:32 AM

1. Fashion Designer Weapons. - America Has Sunk To A New Low

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Sat Aug 30, 2014, 06:12 AM

2. Does it come in a basic black for formal occasions?

It honestly looks like these are being marketed to young women, maybe teens, with those color choices.

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