Pennsylvania police find 110 heroin bags in man's butt

[TexasTowelie]

A drug arrest in Scranton turned into somewhat of a proctology exam as police say a suspect had an unusual hiding place for his heroin: His buttocks.

According to the Times-Tribune newspaper, police say the man, identified as Corey Davis, 32, Carbondale, allegedly hid 110 bags of heroin in his buttocks.

Police had the unpleasant task of recovering the evidence after Davis's drug arrest Thursday afternoon, the newspaper reports.

Davis is charged with possession with intent to deliver heroin and related drug offenses.

Read more: http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/10/pa_police_find_110_heroin_bags.html

[Auntie Bush]

1. Wow! What a big ass this guy must have.

They should have just given him a big ass enema! The bags would have come out nice and clean.

[TexasTowelie]

2. I was actually thinking more along the lines of magnesium citrate,

but there is the concern about whether he would flush the evidence.

[uppityperson]

3. I hate bad reporting. Buttocks are the fleshy part. They were hidden in his rectum.

Too much tutoring A&P courses.

[Orrex]

4. Rectum? Damn near killed 'im.

[TexasTowelie]

5. At the risk of getting a hide,

it would have been a double entendre if you called it shi++y reporting.

[uppityperson]

6. Well, poo.

good one