5 Reasons Why Obama Is “Worst Dictator Ever” as Texas Survives Operation Jade Helm

[TexasTowelie]

On September 15th, Operation Jade Helm came to an end. You wouldn’t have known it though; there was no announcement on Fox and nothing was mentioned on the Right Wing Blogs. You would think that this great victory of Texas over the United States of America would have been on Fox News as a breaking story, but not a word was uttered. Operation Jade Helm 15 was just supposed to be another military exercise, like every other one that came before it that no Republican cared about ever, until there was a black president.

Every single Republican news and opinion outlet insisted that this was an invasion of Texas by the rest of the country, because we hated their freedom. Right up until it happened, then suddenly Fox quit covering it.

Clearly Obama failed his role as Dictator Muslim Atheist in Chief, since Texas still exists and is not named New Iran. Here are some of the highlights:

1: ZERO guns were confiscated during the operation. This was the entire point of the thing, right?
2: ZERO heterosexual people were forced into government mandated gay marriages. We knew this was coming right after they lost their guns.

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[Enthusiast]

1. Another Obama failure.

Although President Obama intended to confiscate the guns of Texas he failed due to his inherent incompetency.

Some suggest the President scaled back the mission after the people of Texas were alerted to Operation Jade Helm. Thank God for Fox News!

[summerschild]

2. Pretty pitiful, aren't they?

And too ignorant to even be embarrassed.

[tanyev]

3. Huh. And Gov. Abbott never even held a Mission Accomplished press conference.

Surely there are many heroic tales to tell about the actions of the Texas Guard.