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Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:34 PM

Texas GOP Chairman Allen West says Texas should secede, become own planet

Texas GOP Chairman Allen West has amped up his calls for Texas to secede, but not just from the United States. The Tea Party firebrand wants the Lone Star State to become its own cosmic body.

“It is absolutely possible,” West insists. “I recently saw a documentary called Avengers: Age of Ultron. This robot man was able to lift a country called Sokovia into space. But a group of super-power supremacists kidnapped all the people and destroyed it before they could get free of the atmosphere. I don’t think we’ll have that problem. Texans love our guns just as much as our freedom, and we have plenty of Mossberg tactical shotguns and AR-15s to defend ourselves.”
West first started talking about secession after the 2020 presidential election. He's openly supported a bill allowing Texans to vote whether to break free of the United States.

“No one takes me or Texit seriously,” West said. “But that’s going to change once they see that we’ve become our own freedom-, fossil fuel- and Second Amendment-loving planet.”

https://www.sacurrent.com/the-daily/archives/2021/04/12/the-mendoza-line-texas-gop-chairman-allen-west-says-texas-should-secede-become-own-planet

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Reply Texas GOP Chairman Allen West says Texas should secede, become own planet (Original post)
douglas9 Apr 12 OP
pwb Apr 12 #1
LakeArenal Apr 12 #2
JohnSJ Apr 12 #3
no_hypocrisy Apr 12 #4
dweller Apr 12 #5
TreasonousBastard Apr 12 #6
keithbvadu2 Apr 12 #7
Deuxcents Apr 12 #8
BillyBobBrilliant Apr 12 #9
megapuzzler Apr 12 #10
AndyS Apr 12 #11
Karadeniz Apr 12 #12
Javaman Apr 13 #13

Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:40 PM

1. Keep it up and we may throw you out.

A bunch of imported freaks are running Texas.

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:42 PM

2. Proceed.

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:47 PM

3. Allen West should be recalled to active service and court martialed for sedition

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:53 PM

4. No Ted Cruz!

Let’s make this happen!

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:54 PM

5. As what ?

Flat Uranus ?
🤔

✌🏻

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:59 PM

6. Could we give it back to Mexico?

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:59 PM

7. And republican Mitt Romney can be God of Planet Texas.

And republican Mitt Romney can be God of Planet Texas.

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 12:59 PM

8. Good grief

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 01:38 PM

9. Just to let you know

It is satire -- San Antonio's version of the Borowitz Report.

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 02:23 PM

10. Had to check -- this is political satire

Used to be easy to tell satire from reality, but with the level of crazy out there these days, one can not always be sure.

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 04:15 PM

11. Awww, man, this says it all . . .

“It is absolutely possible,” West insists. “I recently saw a documentary called Avengers: Age of Ultron. This robot man was able to lift a country called Sokovia into space."


DOCUMENTARY! 'Nuff said . . .

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Response to AndyS (Reply #11)

Mon Apr 12, 2021, 04:51 PM

12. That's what caught my notice! This guy's already assimilated into another universe. Sheesh!

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Response to douglas9 (Original post)

Tue Apr 13, 2021, 04:46 PM

13. west is still a fucking moron.

even if this was satire.

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