Brake for clowns: J.P. Patches license plates are up for bid

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

EDMONDS — Shelling out big bucks for a license plate has never been so fun.

Several bids already top $1,000 in an online auction for 20 of the new Patches Pal specialty car plates with beloved TV clown J.P. Patches and his sidekick Gertrude.

“People desire these low-number plates as kind of a status symbol to show that they were one of the first people to get it,” said Curt Hanks, who designed the plate and oversees jppatches.com, the official Patches website.

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Proceeds from plate sales will benefit Seattle Children’s cancer immunotherapy research. Wedes and Gertrude made frequent visits to young patients in the hospital.

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/brake-for-clowns-j-p-patches-license-plates-are-up-for-bid/

[barbaraann]

1. One of the funniest bumper stickers I ever saw---

Can't stop - clowns will eat me!

[underpants]

2. Yikes

That clown looks like he eats babies.