Walker's Travel Crony (cog dis)
http://cognidissidence.blogspot.com/2014/03/walkers-travel-crony.html
By Jeff Simpson
We already know with people like Brian DeSchane and Dennis Smith that of all of Scott Walker's flaws, his hiring ability might be his biggest weakness.
Now they are at it again in Fitzwalkerstan.
The University of Wisconsin System named five finalists for the position of vice president for university relations, including the president of a Milwaukee real estate group who is closely allied with Gov. Scott Walker.
Who is the finalist that is closely allied with Scott Walker? Our old friend Jim Villa: ...
Readers of CogDis remember the name Jim Villa, as the life of the party at the ALEC conventions:
Jim Villa and Jim Emerson, two state Senate staffers who led the fact finding mission for the National Conference of State Legislatures (NCSL), are expected to testify.
"Arrrgh! God, it hurts when I pee," shouted Villa from a ground floor state Capitol restroom. "I thought Clymedia was a flower!"
Emerson is expected to report that legalized prostitution can have a hug upside, including being a tourism attraction for the Wisconsin Dells to take the place of Tommy Bartlett's Robot World, and an employment opportunity in the form of W-2 transition
jobs.
"By the end of the trip it felt like I was hooked up to one of those milking machines," Emerson said. "I will never be able to look at ping pong balls and uneven parallel bars the same way again."
Villa said that the success of the fact-finding mission was the result of NCSL's commitment to research.
"NCSL completely kicks ass," Villa said. "I went to an ALEC conference on blowjobs and it took a week for me to get the taste out of my mouth."
What better person to represent the University of Wisconsin in an executive position? Do we still have to pay for his attendance at ALEC conventions or has he earned enough loyalty rewards points?