Brexiters who've spent over two years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover..

[Soph0571]

..they’ve won

With TheresaMay’s Brexit deal with the EU no closer to being agreed by parliament and many promises already broken, Brexiteers who’ve spent 30 months saying ‘you lost, get over it’ are still waiting to find out precisely what they’ve won.

As the third anniversary of the Brexit vote appearing on the horizon, the mystery Brexit prize was causing much excitement among patriotic Brits who are delighted they’ve successfully taken back control, despite watching what can best be described as a ‘clusterfuck’ unfold before their very eyes.

“I can’t wait to find out what it is that we’ve won,” enthused Simon Williams of Brexit campaign group A Nation United in Sovereignty (ANUS).

“I am hoping it’s a car or a nice holiday, something big and expensive now we’re not wasting all that money on massive pensions for those corrupt faceless Eurocrats Nigel Farage warned us about.

[link:https://newsthump.com/2018/12/06/brexiters-whove-spent-over-two-years-saying-you-lost-get-over-it-still-waiting-to-discover-what-theyve-won/|

You know what they say about the best satire.....

[LeftishBrit]

1. Newsthump seems to be our most accurate news source these days!

[Soph0571]

2. Indeed - which would be funny if not so bloody scary