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Sun Dec 7, 2014, 03:53 PM

Il Douchebag makes another contribution to the Death of Satire

http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/news/home/article/3327/nigel-farage-blames-immigration-after-missing-ukip-reception

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Reply Il Douchebag makes another contribution to the Death of Satire (Original post)
non sociopath skin Dec 2014 OP
shenmue Dec 2014 #1
LeftishBrit Dec 2014 #4
T_i_B Dec 2014 #7
muriel_volestrangler Dec 2014 #2
non sociopath skin Dec 2014 #6
LeftishBrit Dec 2014 #8
LeftishBrit Dec 2014 #3
shenmue Dec 2014 #5
geardaddy Dec 2014 #9
Denzil_DC Dec 2014 #10
T_i_B Dec 2014 #11

Response to non sociopath skin (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2014, 04:16 PM

1. He can solve this problem himself

by staying inside for the rest of his life. No new people to meet or be afraid of. Go on, Nigel, you can do it!

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Response to shenmue (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 7, 2014, 04:32 PM

4. Or at any rate, sitting in a corner like he told breastfeeding mothers to do

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Response to shenmue (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 8, 2014, 07:49 AM

7. He usually relies on a large entourage...

...including lots and lots of security guards. Keeps the riff-raff at a distance you see.

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Response to non sociopath skin (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2014, 04:22 PM

2. What is it with Tories and appropriate surnames?

However, James Brokenshire, the immigration minister, last month said immigration is putting pressure on Britainís road network.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/11278440/Nigel-Farage-blames-immigration-after-missing-Ukip-reception.html

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Response to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 8, 2014, 05:29 AM

6. With a name like that, he must be a candidate for defection to the Kippers ...

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Response to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 8, 2014, 11:32 AM

8. My favourite name for a Tory MP is Bill Cash...

He should get together with the similarly right-wing American politician Mike Pence for a chat about RW economics.

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Response to non sociopath skin (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2014, 04:32 PM

3. Immigrants are clearly the scapegoat for everything

No doubt UKIP politicians' children tell their teachers that 'the immigrants ate my homework'.



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Response to LeftishBrit (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 7, 2014, 04:41 PM

5. Immigrants breathe lots of oxygen

Therefore, they must be turned into trees.

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Response to non sociopath skin (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2014, 01:54 PM

9. Well, I'm sure many Welsh people consider him an immigrant.

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Response to non sociopath skin (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2014, 01:18 PM

10. If he'd taken the train rather than being chauffeured,

he could have made the journey from London in about 90 minutes and had a couple of beers along with some "moron of the people" photo ops of him hobnobbing with fellow passengers.

But then he's an elitist snob under that barfly bore veneer, in reality scared of contact with real people unless they're sycophants, and I expect he and his minders would have traveled first class, much to the relief of most folks heading west.

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Response to Denzil_DC (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 10, 2014, 04:00 AM

11. Farage doesn't like trains.

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