Germany maps biggest breasts in the world

[n2doc]

Thanks, Germany, for Your Hard-Hitting Coverage of the Biggest Breasts in the World

Bild, the largest newspaper in Germany, released a map of the biggest breasts in the world yesterday. Spoiler alert: "Russian Women Have The Tightest Baskets." The map ranges from A-cup to "Greater than D-cup," because, apparently, after that your boobs are just too big for the globe to handle.

According to Germany-based BILDBlog, Bild may have, shall we say, "augmented" the statistics for Germany — the average cup size for German women is C, not D. The blog also points out that the map was made over a year ago by a website called "Target Map," so it's weird that Bild is promoting it now. But, as the writer muses: "On the other hand: What journalistic diligence exercise, if you have a map of the world tits?" Gotta love Google Translator.

You would think that the editors of a newspaper with a daily circulation of 3 million and enough power and influence that it basically forced the former President of Germany to resign in February after a huge corruption scandal would consider it beneath themselves to publish a dumb boob map. But apparently print is dying in Germany, too.

http://jezebel.com/5905399/thanks-germany-for-your-hard+hitting-coverage-of-the-biggest-breasts-in-the-world?tag=boobs

[seabeyond]

1. in interest of fair. World Penis Size Map

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

i am seeing correlation here, lol.

edit.... sorry, i thought was GD. would have been more fun.

[ZombieHorde]

2. I think some of those countries are doing circumcision wrong.

South Korea has an average of 3.8 inches. A bunch of countries have an average of 4 inches.

[seabeyond]

3. i laughed... they really need to put them in inches

i first saw the 16 and thought holey shit... lol.

but interesting comparing the breast to penis per country. though venezula is all over it in both areas.

[NYC_SKP]

6. Venezuela is, like, dangerous. If you go there...

...wear protective eyewear and other gear, lest you be whalloped by an oversized phallus or boobie!



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[seabeyond]

7. lmfao... ya, that. lol. you are funny. nt

[madinmaryland]

4. Interesting. Russia has the biggest breast, but has some small penises. What does that

mean??

[seabeyond]

5. canada has smaller breasts, bigger penis

u.s. bigger breast (but i wonder if that leaves out the surgery) and smaller penis.

yes.... that is what i noticed.

but Venezuela and the other country.

[Odin2005]

8. So that's why RWers hate Latinos!

They are scared of their gigantic shlongs!

[Initech]

9. Is that based on the South Park TMI scale?