Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested Wearing "I Do Dumb Things" T-Shirt

[Initech]

NAPLES, FL -

Naples Police arrested a man responsible for vehicle burglaries near beach parking areas during the months of February and March.

Police investigated several vehicle burglaries that were reported at the beach parking areas located in the central portion of the city. During the investigation, police identified the suspect as David Durham, 40, of Naples.

On April 23rd, Durham was arrested and charged for three vehicle burglaries.

One burglary occurred on February 22 at the 1st Avenue North beach access. Durham was charged with burglary of a conveyance, grand theft and criminal mischief for the burglary.

The second burglary occurred on March 21 at the 6th Avenue North beach access. Durham was charged with burglary of a conveyance and criminal mischief for this burglary.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/28893121/naples-man-arrested-for-vehicle-burglaries#.VUBqWpPQNxB

Can't blame a guy for honest advertising.

[liberal N proud]

1. This Florida man comes with all warnings.

[47of74]

2. Yes. Yes he does.

I'm betting he's single and hot to trot.