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dana_b

(11,546 posts)
Tue May 8, 2012, 01:12 PM May 2012

Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour

http://gawker.com/5907337/zoo-keeper-helps-constipated-monkey-pass-peanut-by-licking-its-butt-for-an-hour

As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.

After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.

Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.

Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.



more at the link

That poor little money would have died if I were its zookeeper.
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Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour (Original Post) dana_b May 2012 OP
They don't pay that guy enough ... zbdent May 2012 #1
Thank the powers that be that it wasn't an elephant! n/t woodsprite May 2012 #2
Conversation at zoo... Javaman May 2012 #3
Reminds me of a joke,,,,,, benld74 May 2012 #4
oh my... dana_b May 2012 #5
Just....ewwww! Couldn't he have done the same thing with a warm wash cloth? nt MADem May 2012 #6
And you thought cloudbase May 2012 #7
LOL tawadi May 2012 #8

Javaman

(62,510 posts)
3. Conversation at zoo...
Wed May 9, 2012, 10:03 AM
May 2012

zoo keeper #1: the monkey has a peanut stuck in it's lower track!

zoo keeper #2: I have an idea!

zoo keeper #1: Great! I'll get the rubber gloves!

zoo keeper #2: rubber gloves? I'll use my tongue!

zoo keeper #1: but you can wet your finger and just slowly rub it's butt...

zoo keeper #2: I'll USE my tongue...

zoo keeper #1: but the rubber gloves and water will work bet...

zoo keeper #2: I'll USE my tongue.

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