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Related: About this forumZoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour
http://gawker.com/5907337/zoo-keeper-helps-constipated-monkey-pass-peanut-by-licking-its-butt-for-an-hourAs stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.
After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.
Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.
Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.
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That poor little money would have died if I were its zookeeper.
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Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour (Original Post)
dana_b
May 2012
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zbdent
(35,392 posts)1. They don't pay that guy enough ...
woodsprite
(11,910 posts)2. Thank the powers that be that it wasn't an elephant! n/t
Javaman
(62,510 posts)3. Conversation at zoo...
zoo keeper #1: the monkey has a peanut stuck in it's lower track!
zoo keeper #2: I have an idea!
zoo keeper #1: Great! I'll get the rubber gloves!
zoo keeper #2: rubber gloves? I'll use my tongue!
zoo keeper #1: but you can wet your finger and just slowly rub it's butt...
zoo keeper #2: I'll USE my tongue...
zoo keeper #1: but the rubber gloves and water will work bet...
zoo keeper #2: I'll USE my tongue.
benld74
(9,904 posts)4. Reminds me of a joke,,,,,,
these monkies must be related.
MADem
(135,425 posts)6. Just....ewwww! Couldn't he have done the same thing with a warm wash cloth? nt
cloudbase
(5,513 posts)7. And you thought
your job sucked ass.