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Thu May 28, 2015, 08:47 PM

Dumb Criminals: Why Yes, That *IS* An AK47 In My Pants

A 19-year-old man is facing grand theft charges after he was seen stuffing rifles down his pants at a pawn shop in Davie, according to court records.

Marlon Paul Alvarez, of Fort Lauderdale, made his first appearance in court Wednesday where Broward Judge John Hurley expressed concern about Alvarez's behavior.

"You allegedly went into that pawn shop and removed an AK-47 rifle on display and stuck it down your pants," the judge read from the arrest report. "After a while, [you] pulled it out, put it back, then grabbed another assault rifle off another display [and] put that down your pants."

The owner of Public Pawn and Gun at 6798 Stirling Rd. noticed Alvarez limping out of the store with the assault rifle down his pant leg about 11:30 a.m. Tuesday, police said.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-davie-pawn-rifle-theft-arrest-20150527-story.html


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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2015, 10:02 PM

1. Alls it takes to stop a bad man with a gun is a good man with a gun.

 

---- and Marlon just wanted to be that good man.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2015, 10:55 PM

2. How did I know this was going to be Flori-DUH?

 

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2015, 09:19 AM

3. This is my rifle this is my gun, this ones for fighting this ones for...nt

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