Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg shaped rock for the vagina

[Kaleva]

"Gwyneth Paltrow—purveyor of $15,000 gold dildos and sex-dust smoothies—is back at it again with another oozing spoonful of Goop for your sex life. Ladies, it turns out that the key to life is sticking a jade egg up your “Yoni.”

In the latest Goop newsletter, Paltrow turns to jade egg-veteran Shiva Rose for the 411 on all of the amazing things that putting a $66 piece of jade up your hooha can do for you."

http://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211

[PdxSean]

1. Just me?

Am I the only person who had to google "sex dust?"

Dust? Like, the stuff you wipe off the living room table when company is coming over? No? A remnant of sex produced by copulating in the Sahara? No? Oh, it's an aphrodisiac? Ok. Marketing, you're all FIRED!

[Warpy]

2. The foul mouthed knitters had a lot of fun with this one

Jade is porous. Never mind the smell after a while, can we all say "toxic shock?"

Honestly, that woman is more obsessed with that part of our anatomy than most men are.

[3catwoman3]

3. The newsletter is called Goop?

Not a very appealing title.

At the pediatric office, that is what I call the yellow crud oozing out the eyes when a kid has pinkeye.