Florida Man, 22, Leaves No Doubt That He Is A Florida Man

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Meet Matthew Kyle Leatham, a 22-year-old Florida Man (as that forehead tattoo attests).

Leatham was arrested around 4:45 AM Sunday after he twice “called 911 to find a ride home,” according to a court complaint which notes that the accused “cursed at the call taker during the call.”

Since the police emergency line does not double as a taxi dispatcher, Leatham was charged with misuse of the 911 system. He was also hit with a marijuana possession charge after a cop found some pot on him during a post-arrest search.

Leatham, who works as a cook at a Port Richey seafood restaurant, was released on his own recognizance last night from the Pasco County jail.

Leatham was cited last month for reckless driving following a crash that caused an estimated $8500 in damages, according to a court filing.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/florida-man-forehead-082415

[Aristus]

1. If that douchenozzle could cook anything other than Ramen,

I’d be very much surprised.

[captain queeg]

2. At least he wasn't trying to drive I'll give him credit for that.

[hedda_foil]

3. He wears the mark of the Florida Man!