A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard...

[PoliticAverse]

A man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in Windsor, southeast England when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture, a local councilor said during a recent meeting.

The unfortunate incident, in which a plane "discharged sewage," took place in July, according to the minutes of Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead's most recent aviation forum.

"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way," said Karen Davies, ward councilor for Clewer East, during the October 14 meeting. "He was out in his garden at the time and it was a really horrible, horrible experience," the local lawmaker continued.

The "whole garden, garden umbrellas, and him" were "covered" in poop, Davies explained. "It's absolutely dreadful," she said during the meeting.

Read the rest at: https://news.yahoo.com/man-covered-poop-passing-plane-095510542.html

[rownesheck]

1. Well that's what the man claimed to have happened.

I'd guess he had explosive diarrhea and is too embarrassed to confess.

[Sneederbunk]

2. The airline regrets. Two bags of almonds coming his way.

[louis-t]

3. "I HATE MANURE!!"

Biff Tannen

[PoliticAverse]

4. ...

[Baked Potato]

5. When you gotta go.... nt

[LastDemocratInSC]

6. If it happens again he might become a frequent fly-er

[Kaleva]

7. Pilot-If you look out your left window, you'll see the man we shit on

[PoliticAverse]

8. "It's not only you passengers we shit on"... n/t