"Why yes, those are beer cans in my pants."

[Initech]

Somerville — Police arrested a 26-year-old Medford man after he reportedly stole two cans of beer, told a woman that the cans were his penis and then threw one of the cans at her. Jonathan Scull of 50 Newbern Ave. was charged with threat to commit a crime, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, shoplifting by concealment and resisting arrest.

Police responded on Feb. 26 at 6:57 p.m. to Woody’s Liquors on Broadway for a report of assault. A female employee told police she saw a man, later identified as Scull put two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon down his pants and leave the store. She followed him onto Broadway and asked him why he had a bulge in his pant leg around his ankle. He replied, “It’s my [genitals]!” The woman said she pointed out that the bulge around his ankle was clearly not his genitals. The man then threw a beer can at her head and fled down William Street into Medford.

Read more: Medford man pretends stolen Somerville beer is his genitals - Somerville, Massachusetts 02144 - Somerville Journal http://www.wickedlocal.com/somerville/news/x711928689/Medford-man-pretends-stolen-Somerville-beer-is-his-genitals#ixzz2MpjxOiM5

PBR? He couldn't steal at least a halfway decent beer?

[DeSwiss]

1. K&R

[MADem]

5. WOW--Mister Dirty Dancing, himself!

I wasn't in USA when this commercial came out--this is the first time I have ever seen it!

[DeSwiss]

6. It's from.....

...the last days of Disco!

As was this:

Rahm Emanuel never managed to perfect
the pirouette, so he went into politics instead.

[MADem]

7. Lord, look at the fro on that child! That was a time of great shame for many of us...!

The fashions for both men and women were, well, hideous!

[surrealAmerican]

2. "Woody’s Liquors"?

He was, perhaps, inspired by the name of the shop?

[Little Star]

3. Your such a beer snob......

[Mopar151]

4. Woody's? I thought he said Ajax Liquors....

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Stay away from the cans!