Lawyer Says Zombies Can't Be Prosecuted For Eating Brains
Yes I am not making this up:
Zombies May Not Be Legally Responsible For Eating Bra-a-a-ains
Turning into a zombie isn't exactly fun, but there could be one advantage: You may not be legally responsible for whoever you kill and eat while in the state.
That's the verdict from Ryan Davidson, a lawyer who focuses on the hypothetical legal ramifications of comic book tropes, characters, and powers at his blog, Law And The Multiverse.
"It depends on how the disease works," he told The Huffington Post. "If zombies are effectively unconscious, then they would be incapable of performing voluntary actions and thus immune to criminal liability (or civil liability, for that matter). The zombies in the most recent 'I Am Legend' movie appear to be fully conscious, if perhaps a bit aggressive, so they could potentially be found liable. But in most others, probably not."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/zombies-and-the-law_n_2972494.html