As If We Needed Another Boob Story Out Of England: Nipple Tattoos On The Rise

[Initech]

It started with brow definition. Coleen Rooney and her troops arched over the masses with their Scouse brows, taking The Duchess of Cambridge along with them for the ride.

But now the Liverpudlian glamazons have taken grooming one step further by darkening and defining their nipples - with tattoos.

This new trend of semi-permanent nipple tattooing has swept Liverpool by storm and has already reached the vajazzled land of Essex.

Nipple tattooing, or ‘tittooing’ as it is nicknamed, is a process which originated as a medical procedure for breast reconstruction. Now, it serves as a cosmetic procedure for women to darken, enlarge and define their nipples and the surrounding areola. The semi-permanent treatment gives them their 'perfect nipples' and can last a life-time with regular top-ups.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10000233/Nipple-tattooing-sweeps-UK-as-women-strive-for-perfect-boobs.html

Just when I thought I'd seen everything...

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Ow.

[liberal N proud]

2. People are going to run out "stand-out" things to do

[libodem]

3. Dude

What an awful place to stick with a needle. I can understand fixing up a reconstruction, but wow this seems barbaric. Ow.

[arcane1]

4. Just when I thought people had run out of things to feel insecure and ashamed about

What's next?

(Never mind, forget I asked that question. I don't want to know the answer)

[Initech]

5. I'm not sure I want to know either.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. you don't want to know what popped into my brain at the question.

Let's just say....women don't have one...