Dumb Criminals: Man Assaults McDonalds Employees Over Pickles In Hamburger

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It can be frustrating when a restaurant employee gets your order wrong.

You might say to yourself, “Aww man, I asked for no pickles!” But it usually doesn’t ruin your day – or the day of others.

Wednesday, one 44-year-old Astoria man took that frustration too far, and has landed himself in the Clatsop County Jail, charged with several counts after striking two McDonald’s employees with his car.

Brian Ray Schumacher, an employee of Astoria Towing, was arrested after the lunch his father ordered for him at McDonald’s didn’t turn out just right.

Schumacher told police he didn’t want pickles on his burgers but when he got his food, there were pickles on there anyway.

“The pickle juice tastes gross on the burger,” Schumacher told Astoria Police, according to the report of the incident.

http://www.dailyastorian.com/free/astoria-mcdonald-s-customer-in-a-pickle-with-the-police/article_24985806-b41f-11e2-9b57-001a4bcf887a.html

OK I hate when your order is wrong as much as the next guy, but I've never assaulted anyone over it.

[pacalo]

1. His ex-wife posted in the comments section...

This is my x-husband i cant believe this happened its so stupid & over pickles maybe people will see how he really is & stop lying about me he does not work at Astoira towing anymore its been years since he worked their he sometimes delivers 4 the daily Astoria but i don't think he will be working their anymore.,..what a dumbs***t.

[Warren DeMontague]

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