Pepperoni Penis Incident Gets New York Man Arrested

[Initech]

Pepperoni penis jokes are probably not too uncommon, but a Potsdam, New York man probably isn’t laughing after his arrest Wednesday following an alleged gross out incident in a Hannaford supermarket.

The pepperoni penis incident was observed only due to omnipresent security cameras and an eagle-eyed guard at the Hannaford in Massena.

According to local news reports, 41-year-old John Allison of Potsdam was allegedly spied in the pepperoni penis assault on camera, and the site explains:

“Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence Plaza … Police said he then put the food back on the store shelf.”


Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/664958/pepperoni-penis/#gpidvJxD7zLXQzB6.99

[d_r]

1. NO!

Oh hell no! I thought the guy was going to act like the pepperoni was his penis. Hilarity ensues. I didn't want to know the dude rubbed his junk on the pepperoni and put it back! GROSS what the hell.

[RevStPatrick]

2. This is what's commonly called a "youthful indiscretion."

This kid is only 41, after all...

:pepperonipenis:

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Know what happened to the last guy that tried that trick, don't you?

[kas125]

4. Hey, I know who that guy is -

Cheney's great-great-great great grandfather, right?

[Warren DeMontague]

5. I think it's funny how they make him look like a really demented, evil Frodo.

I wonder if that's a coincidence or another Martin Genre-tweak.

[kas125]

6. He does do a great job of playing demented and evil. I read somewhere that the actor

was the lead singer in a band until a few years ago when he switched to acting. I never liked Theon, but I cringed at those scenes.