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n2doc

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Fri Feb 3, 2012, 12:13 PM Feb 2012

Drunken sailor opens wrong door

By Christine Clarridge
Seattle Times staff reporter

An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman probably won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office.
The 21-year-old, identified as Dalton C. Pierson, was drinking and playing video games at a friend's apartment in 7600 block of Vineyards Lane Northeast early Sunday when he left and mistakenly walked into a neighbor's home, according to the Sheriff's Office.
Deputies were called by the resident's son, John Jaeger, 56, who said Monday that he awoke to see a stranger urinating "all over the floor." As Jaeger got up to investigate, he heard his mother cry out, according to the Sheriff's Office.
Evelyn Whitney said she had been fast asleep when the stranger climbed into bed with her.
She screamed and asked him what he was doing, according to the sheriff's report. Pierson answered, "passing out."

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Drunken sailor opens wrong door (Original Post) n2doc Feb 2012 OP
What Will We Do With A Drunken Sailor? MicaelS Feb 2012 #1
Oh no--a disgrace to the Navy! MADem Feb 2012 #2

MADem

(135,425 posts)
2. Oh no--a disgrace to the Navy!
Sat Feb 4, 2012, 03:33 AM
Feb 2012

I'll bet that elderly woman will be talking about her "boudoir companion" for some time yet! It's fortunate that the guy was just drunk and didn't have any nefarious intent, I suppose.

That poor nitwit is probably not long for the service. They don't put up with that kind of stuff anymore.

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