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Initech

(100,023 posts)
Thu Aug 1, 2013, 04:13 PM Aug 2013

Dumb Criminals: Florida Couple With "Beer Munchies" Breaks Into High School To Have Sex

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. —

A man and a woman were arrested after they broke into Mainland High School to have sex, and then vandalized the vending machines because the man said he had the "beer munchies," said police.

Daytona Beach authorities arrested Vincent Ewell, 18, and Lindsay Longbottom, 19, after an officer found them in a car, trying to drive away.

Police said they found open doors and vandalized vending machines after an officer responded to a triggered alarm at the school.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/cops-couple-broke-hs-have-sex-vending-machine-vand/nY82W/


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Dumb Criminals: Florida Couple With "Beer Munchies" Breaks Into High School To Have Sex (Original Post) Initech Aug 2013 OP
Lindsay Longbottom? Aristus Aug 2013 #1
That does sound like a stripper / porn name doesn't it? Initech Aug 2013 #2
Yes, but is this really that weird? Warren DeMontague Aug 2013 #3

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
3. Yes, but is this really that weird?
Thu Aug 1, 2013, 04:16 PM
Aug 2013

If they had put on the football mascot uniform and THEN had sex, it'd be weirder.

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