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Initech

(100,060 posts)
Fri Sep 13, 2013, 12:09 PM Sep 2013

Dumb Criminals: Drunk British Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Land Rover

A naked man stunned revellers when he had sex with a phwoar-wheel drive car.

Drunken Daniel Cooper - who is known by the nickname “Hotcock” - started grinding against the blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.

A court heard Cooper, 24, was caught on CCTV simulating sex with the LandRover which was parked outside a takeaway restaurant.

Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened - until he was shown the CCTV pictures of his LandRover lust.

Father-of-three Cooper - described as normally being “a caring family man” - stripped off during a drunken night out with friends.

A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with the counter of the kebab shop.

Married man Cooper was also seen laying on the floor of the takeaway to simulate sex - with his trousers around his ankles.

Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/daniel-cooper-sex-land-rover-2266791#ixzz2en0gOTlk


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Dumb Criminals: Drunk British Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Land Rover (Original Post) Initech Sep 2013 OP
He needs to keep his kebab in his pocket.... MADem Sep 2013 #1
Dude... Warren DeMontague Sep 2013 #2

MADem

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1. He needs to keep his kebab in his pocket....
Fri Sep 13, 2013, 09:26 PM
Sep 2013
A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with the counter of the kebab shop.
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