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Initech

(100,063 posts)
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 09:30 PM Nov 2013

Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot

A couple was arrested Sunday (Nov. 3) in connection to having sex while drunk in the Waffle House parking lot in Loganville.

According to the Loganville Police report, an officer saw the woman and male engaging in the sexual act in the backseat of a Dodge truck at the 4752 Atlanta Highway establishment around 1:30 a.m. The car smelled strongly of alcohol.

The officer told the couple to get dressed and show him their licenses. While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/07/sex-waffle-house-cheeseburger_n_4232896.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Cue the dueling banjos!
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Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot (Original Post) Initech Nov 2013 OP
Please, tell me more Warren DeMontague Nov 2013 #1
The HuffPost headline is truly epic: LiberalEsto Nov 2013 #2
Give me a cheeseburger sandal in paradise! Initech Nov 2013 #3
Drunken stupor acts apparently Mira Nov 2013 #4
The car smelled strongly of alcohol. MADem Nov 2013 #5
 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
2. The HuffPost headline is truly epic:
Thu Nov 7, 2013, 09:43 PM
Nov 2013

"Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot, Police Say "

Aha, but now the cheeseburger is on the other foot.

MADem

(135,425 posts)
5. The car smelled strongly of alcohol.
Sat Nov 9, 2013, 05:38 AM
Nov 2013

Geez, when I read stories like this, I picture some kid, a hundred years in the future, researching the family tree....Ooooh, Lookie! I got me a hit on Great Granny! Let's see....it's a newspaper article, I wonder what it has to say....?

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