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9 People Who Are Drunker Than You
1. This woman who tried wearing a cheeseburger as a shoe.
Sometimes your carnal urges just take over -- especially when you're in the romantic setting of a Loganville, Ga. Waffle House parking lot. This lovely couple was making boom boom in their car earlier this year when police busted them. Loganville authorities said the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot like a sandal. We really wonder how she attempted that -- did she stick her foot between the bun and the patty? Also, is that the kind of information that police usually include in their reports? Who knows...
2. This girl who tweeted her whole arrest.
Here's a lesson: drinking and social media don't mix very well. Samantha Lynn Goudie, a 22-year-old who went by "@Vodka_Samm" on Twitter, blew a .341 BAC at a University of Iowa football game earlier this year. She decided to document her whole arrest on Twitter and the resulting tweets were hilarious, if not unsurprisingly devoid of self-awareness:
3. This man who used a taco as his ID.
Matthew Falkner managed to pay the cashier and get his tacos on night in 2011, but that's when the fun seemed to stop for the man from Jensen Beach, Fla. After passing out in his car while in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell, cops approached Falkner's car after the engine caught on fire. When authorities asked for his ID, the Miami New Times reports that he reached into his bag and emerged with a taco. When an officer noted that they'd asked for his ID, not his taco, Falkner responded by laughing and taking a bite out of his dinner.
The rest: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/funny-drunk-stories_n_4241399.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Sometimes your carnal urges just take over -- especially when you're in the romantic setting of a Loganville, Ga. Waffle House parking lot. This lovely couple was making boom boom in their car earlier this year when police busted them. Loganville authorities said the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot like a sandal. We really wonder how she attempted that -- did she stick her foot between the bun and the patty? Also, is that the kind of information that police usually include in their reports? Who knows...
2. This girl who tweeted her whole arrest.
Here's a lesson: drinking and social media don't mix very well. Samantha Lynn Goudie, a 22-year-old who went by "@Vodka_Samm" on Twitter, blew a .341 BAC at a University of Iowa football game earlier this year. She decided to document her whole arrest on Twitter and the resulting tweets were hilarious, if not unsurprisingly devoid of self-awareness:
3. This man who used a taco as his ID.
Matthew Falkner managed to pay the cashier and get his tacos on night in 2011, but that's when the fun seemed to stop for the man from Jensen Beach, Fla. After passing out in his car while in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell, cops approached Falkner's car after the engine caught on fire. When authorities asked for his ID, the Miami New Times reports that he reached into his bag and emerged with a taco. When an officer noted that they'd asked for his ID, not his taco, Falkner responded by laughing and taking a bite out of his dinner.
The rest: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/funny-drunk-stories_n_4241399.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
