Dumb Criminals: Accused Flasher Told Cops He Was Just Airing His Penis Out

[Initech]

A homeless Florida man arrested for allegedly “fluffing” his genitals at a Jensen Beach strip mall said he was “airing out my d***.”

Homeless Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly 'Fluffing' His Genitals

William Gibson, 50, was allegedly seen by a 65-year-old Goodwill store employee with his jeans around his ankles in the Winn-Dixie Plaza strip mall on Nov. 5, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office arrest affidavit obtained Friday by TCPalm.

Gibson “then reached inside his underwear and fondled his genitals, he then removed his hand from his underwear [and] smelled his fingers,” the affidavit goes on to say. Gibson “then dropped his underwear exposing his genitals, with his genitals in his hand starting ‘fluffing them.’”

The report said Gibson “was standing with his back to the wall exposing himself to the public [and] making no attempt to conceal himself.”

http://www.ibtimes.com/weird-florida-news-william-gibson-arrested-allegedly-fluffing-his-genitals-told-deputy-he-was-airing

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Do we really need all those details?

[MADem]

2. OMG....TMI!!!!!!

I guess this is how we're going to see things reported from now on--it's the 50 Shades effect, or something!

[Ilsa]

3. If he had been outside in the sun, I might

have believed him, (maybe) especially if he had a fungal problem.