Snowed In Drunk Guy Makes Online Plea For Taco Bell

[Initech]

We all know that "fourth meal" is the most important of the day.

That's why a Baltimore, Md. man, who found himself snowed in, took to Craigslist for help with an emergency Taco Bell run:

Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/22/man-makes-craigslist-plea-for-taco-bell_n_4645139.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[Warren DeMontague]

1. There's an app for that!

[Warren DeMontague]

2. What frightens me more is the people who eat Taco Bell when they're sober.

I mean, okay, open until 2 AM, of course... I plead guilty to having fallen prey to the 10 "tacos" for 10 dollars or whatever the hell it was, back in my drinking days. There were times, in my wayward youth, that I would have eaten just about anything. And I probably did.


But to eat that crap with a clear and rational head....

[Initech]

3. I actually had Taco Bell for lunch.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Ouch.

Sorry. Hey, maybe it's gotten better.

It used to be BAD, though.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. ***

"His chalupas didn't have enough meat"

... if you catch my drift.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/chalupa-customer-firebombs-taco-bell-876519