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Related: About this forumDumb Criminals: DUI Suspect Chokes The Chicken After Crashing Car Into Chicken Restaurant
Last edited Wed Jan 29, 2014, 06:30 PM - Edit history (1)
On Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man seemed to be feeling pretty good. According to police, he crashed his car into the Crown Fried Chicken at 5th and Lehigh in North Philadelphia and then disrobed.
An onlooker shot this video, which captures what the man does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasnt charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyones guess. Though the video isnt 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/
An onlooker shot this video, which captures what the man does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasnt charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyones guess. Though the video isnt 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/
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Dumb Criminals: DUI Suspect Chokes The Chicken After Crashing Car Into Chicken Restaurant (Original Post)
Initech
Jan 2014
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libodem
(19,288 posts)1. Subliminal message
He had to choke that chicken for making him wreck.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)2. Paging Ernie Anastos!
It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast.
Film at 11.
Initech
(99,909 posts)3. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)4. Classic.