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Wed Jan 29, 2014, 01:29 PM

Dumb Criminals: DUI Suspect Chokes The Chicken After Crashing Car Into Chicken Restaurant

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On Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man seemed to be feeling pretty good. According to police, he crashed his car into the Crown Fried Chicken at 5th and Lehigh in North Philadelphia and then disrobed.

An onlooker shot this video, which captures what the man does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasn’t charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyone’s guess. Though the video isn’t 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, “Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.”

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/


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Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #2
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Response to Initech (Original post)

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 02:21 PM

1. Subliminal message

He had to choke that chicken for making him wreck.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 07:32 PM

2. Paging Ernie Anastos!

It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast.



Film at 11.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 07:43 PM

3. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon.



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Response to Initech (Reply #3)

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 09:23 PM

4. Classic.

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