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Thu Jan 30, 2014, 03:37 PM

Dumb Criminals: Oregon Shooting Suspect Accidentally Shoots Self In Testicles

One man from Tuesday night's downtown Portland shooting remains hospitalized with a gunshot wound to his leg, while the 40-year-old suspect is being treated for an accidental, self-inflicted gunshot wound to his testicles, police said Wednesday.

An apparent robbery attempt between the two men who were neighbors led to the shooting just before 8 p.m. in the parking lot of an apartment building in the 1400 block of Southwest Park Ave, police said.

During the dispute, the 40-year-old man pulled out a gun and shot the other man in the leg, police spokesman Sgt. Pete Simpson said. The wounded 32-year-old man ran over to the Safeway on Southwest 10th Avenue and Columbia Street for help. He was later taken to the hospital with a leg injury.

As the suspect fled the scene, he accidentally shot himself in the groin, police said.

"The suspect's wound is consistent with somebody putting a gun in his pants," Simpson said Wednesday night.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/suspect_in_downtown_shooting_b.html#incart_m-rpt-2


OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Initech Jan 2014 OP
Aristus Jan 2014 #1
Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #2
madinmaryland Jan 2014 #3
Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #4
UrbScotty Jan 2014 #5
Initech Jan 2014 #6

Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Jan 30, 2014, 03:49 PM

1. If he is trying to rid future generations of the possibility of contamination with his defective DNA

then shoot again, sir, I say.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Jan 30, 2014, 06:21 PM

2. plural?

was he holding the gun sideways? That's unfortunate.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Jan 30, 2014, 07:00 PM

3. Does that qualify for a Darwin Award? Assuming he will not be able to reproduce.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2014, 04:33 AM

4. "Josh Howell, a 42-year-old resident of the same apartment building, said he heard two loud noises

...but wasn't sure what they were"


I'm gonna go out on a limb, here, and speculate that one was a "bang" and the other was an "OW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2014, 11:49 AM

5. Giving new meaning to the term "gun nuts" (nt)

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Response to UrbScotty (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 31, 2014, 03:21 PM

6. Ha!!!!!

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