Weird Florida: 101 Crazy Bizarre And Very Real Stories That Happened In The Sunshine State

[Initech]

1. Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.
2. Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed
3. Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his
4. Man stabbed in confusion over harmonicas
5. Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate
6. Trapper trying to catch elusive loose monkey gets death threats
7. Sex-doll threesome man gets off
8. Florida man has sex with pit bull in his yard as neighbors beg him to stop
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15. Teacher injured in airborne fish attack
16. Florida DMV tells woman she lives on “Eat Ass” Street
17. Man who “exposed himself” tells police: “I was just airing out my penis”
18. “Not Homeless Need Boobs”: Fla. woman asks for donations alongside busy roadway
19. Flaming lingerie prompts K-Mart evacuation
20. Man trapped by fallen water buffalo head
21. Grave keeper sued over monkey’s resting place
22. Woman accused of trying to sell “hot” snakes at pet shop
23. Herpes-infected monkeys terrorize Florida
24. Babysitter accused of sleeping on toilet as 2-year-old wanders to canal with alligators
25. Polk Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid

"Ah Florida, the penis of America!!" - Tracy Jordan

[left-of-center2012]

1. Uh .....

Sex-doll threesome man gets off LOL

[Initech]

2. This was quite possibly one of the most WTF worthy:

No charges will be filed against a grieving man who sprinkled some of his dead fiancee's ashes in an eyewear store, causing a Florida mall to be evacuated and shut down for two hours.

Sarasota Police said a man on Tuesday sprinkled some of the ashes in places that were special to the couple. Officials said the woman had a connection to LensCrafters in the Westfield Southgate Mall and because of that, the man released some of the ashes there on Tuesday.

The incident occurred just before noon on Tuesday, when the man threw what was then an unknown substance into the store before fleeing the area, according to police.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Sprinkled-Fiancees-Ashes-at-LensCrafters-Causing-Florida-Malls-Evacuation-Sarasota-Police-228075171.html

[Warren DeMontague]

6. What better place to spend eternity?

30 minutes or MORE

[liberal N proud]

3. Do the freaks move to Florida or does Florida breed them?

I have often pondered that question. You never fail to encounter some when you visit.

[steve2470]

4. warm weather, poor care for the mentally ill, high transience

looking for my post on this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024614313#post42

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023529868#post7

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Only 101?

Or is that just this week.

[steve2470]

7. that was just today :) nt

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Seriously.