Dumb Criminals: South Daytona (Florida, Obviously) Man Drinks 10 Jager Shots, Sets Fire To Bar

[Initech]

South Daytona, FL – March Madness apparently came early for a 33-year-old man after police say he drank $80 worth of alcohol, set a trash can on fire and punched 2 men in the face at a South Daytona bar on US 1.

Jason A. Buchanan (picture courtesy Volusia County Jail) of Port Orange was arrested at 12:42pm Friday at Mark’s Sports Pub in the 2000 block of South Ridgewood Avenue, according to the South Daytona Police Department.

SDPD Lieutenant Dan Dietrich says Buchanan ordered 10 shots of Jagermeister at the bar and drank them all on his own, one right after another.

“[He then] walks into the men’s bathroom [and] sets a trash can [on] fire,” Dietrich stated. “Another patron walking [into the bathroom witnessed him] doing it.”

That’s when, per SDPD, Buchanan walked out of the bathroom and towards the front door, but a regular patron at the bar then tried to stop him from leaving.

http://newsdaytonabeach.com/south-daytona-pd-man-set-fire-at-sports-pub-to-back-out-of-bar-tab/

[Inkfreak]

1. I used to drink it so much.

My roommate & I saved all the bottles and decorated our place with em. I had 3 kitchen bags full of em after a year. Mixed it with Redbull a lot. I'm amazed at what I used to drink. No more, tho.

[Curmudgeoness]

2. I've set fire to bars in my younger days too.

But not literally. And not at a sports bar. I think it would have been called a dive. Actually, a fire may have improved the place.