Dumb Criminals: Ypslanti, Michigan Police On Lookout For Playground Pooper

[Initech]

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WJBK) - A Michigan advertising and marketing firm is lending a hand after learning a person has been leaving feces on playground slides in Ypsilanti.

Adams Outdoor Advertising in Ann Arbor has set up a billboard along I-94 near South Huron Street, exit 183, encouraging the public to turn in the mystery pooper.

The eye-catching billboard toggles through these various slogans:

Help us flush the pooper #YPSIPOOPER

Do your civic doody report the pooper. #YPSIPOOPER

Help us catch the poopetrator #YPSIPOOPER

Read more: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25279389/billboards-blast-mysterious-playground-pooper-in-ypsilanti#ixzz2zUPDIjaQ

Love the billboards!

[Kaleva]

1. Didn't know it was illegal in my home state to poop on a playground slide.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Seems to me some well-placed security cameras would be the answer.

I'm not a bettin' man, but my hunch is odds are the poopetrator isn't poopetrating during normal business or daylight hours.

[Kaleva]

3. And that's what I expect everyone to think.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. I'm glad you have fulfilling hobbies

no, really.

[Initech]

4. The Poopetrators, by the way are playing Austin City Limits this year.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Cleveland, are you ready to POOP? ... I mean, Rock?

....steam?

[Warren DeMontague]

7. I'm all what the hell is Gordon Freeman doing up there?

C'mon, you know you saw it too.