Florida Man Sent To Hospital After Attempting To Have Sex With Beer Can

[Initech]

A man from Florida has been taken to hospital with severe cuts to his genitalia.

Beer can - Photo: AnArt.

The unnamed and rather embarrassed man from Barto reports to have been out in the town trying to find a lady friend to mate with, when he came home on his own, on Wednesday.

The Florida man said that he was "extremely horny". That's when he grabbed an empty beer can, and began to "try to make love to it".

http://www.whizba.com/article/51711008638/Weird/Florida-man-tries-to-have-sex-with-beer-can-ends-up-in-hospital./#.U3FB49FlA0M

[Aristus]

1. Florida Man is at it again.

[Neoma]

2. How drunk do you have to be? ...

[Warren DeMontague]

3. There's a Jimmy Buffet song in there, I swear.

[Initech]

4. "Cut to Ribbons"?

[Warren DeMontague]

5. "The sutures on my johnson cannot mend this broken heart"

[Initech]

6. *gets out ukulele*

"Oh I'm cut to ribbons cause I wanted to get my drink on and then get my freak on, and there was no woman next to me."

[MADem]

7. That's a bit worse than stepping on a pop top....nt

[liberal N proud]

8. Only a Florida Man would try this

[FSogol]

9. Do they still make Mickeys Malt Liquor in the big mouth bottles?

Just saying....

[Victor_c3]

10. How'd he even get "it" to fit in the can?

I always thought I was kind of on the average side of the endowment scale, but I can't imagine how anyone would be able to put their man-meat in the mouth of a can.

[Initech]

11. That is a good question!

And I'm not sure I want to know the answer either!

[Kaleva]

12. What hot blooded man here HASN'T made sweet love to a beer can?