Dumb Criminals: Waffle House Customer Literally Has His Pants On The Ground

[Initech]

ROCK HILL. S.C. – Rule #76 of what not to do… don’t take off your pants at the Waffle House.

Turns out sitting in a booth at the local Waffle House, sans pants, talking with patrons about your private parts can get you arrested.

According to WGHP, an officer noticed 26-year-old Ryan Smallwood “flipping the bird” at a customer at about 1 a.m.

The officer reported Smallwood’s pants were around his ankles but he still had his boxers in place.

According to the report, the officer told Smallwood to pull up his pants and if he acted out again, he would be forced to leave the restaurant.

Smallwood complied for a short time but was later found to be discussing his private parts with customers.

http://kfor.com/2014/05/13/man-arrested-for-lookin-like-a-fool-with-pants-on-the-ground-at-waffle-house/

[PoliticAverse]

1. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground...