Dumb Cops: New Jersey Officer Fired After Masturbating In Starbucks

[Initech]

CHERRY HILL, N.J. (CBS) – A Camden County Police Lieutenant has been removed from duty after he was accused of masturbating inside of a Starbucks in Cherry Hill.

Lt. Benito Gonzalez Junior has been charged with a disorderly persons lewdness offense.

An employee from a store on Route 70 reported the incident to authorities on May 7.

Officials say the officer was not on duty at the time.

Police have launched a criminal and internal investigation and the department says they are “troubled” by the allegations.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/05/20/camden-county-officer-removed-from-duty-for-alleged-lewd-act-in-starbucks/

[TreasonousBastard]

1. I don't get it...

most of us masturbate in the mens room-- I hope they don't have cameras there.

If he was jerking off in a booth, he should be fired for being too stupid to breathe. Or too drunk or stoned to function.

[MADem]

2. That photo of him in the news report makes him look like a total Sad Sack.

Which, apparently, is what got him in trouble in the first place...!

[MosheFeingold]

3. Really?

"most of us masturbate in the mens room-- I hope they don't have cameras there."

Gross. Some of us just want a clean place to piss.

[Kaleva]

4. You ought to change your statement to "I masturbate in the men's room".