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Initech

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Tue Jul 22, 2014, 12:44 AM Jul 2014

Derek Jeter Will Get Unlimited Lap Dances And Lifetime Free Entry At One New York City Strip Club

Who needs retirement gifts like a rocking chair and gold watch? Nothing says congratulations on a brilliant baseball career quite like freebies at a... strip club?

An all-nude joint in New York City is offering Derek Jeter and the rest of the Yankees organization free lap dances Sept. 7, the same day that the team is officially honoring the captain.

All Yankee employees will receive free admission and two free lap dances, the Show Palace in Queens announced. Plus, the dancers will be painted in pinstripes.

If Jeter himself were to show up, a rep tells The Huffington Post, he "gets unlimited lap dances and food and a lifetime free-entry pass to Show Palace as a thank you for his years of service as a New York Yankee."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/strip-club-derek-jeter_n_5606753.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


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Derek Jeter Will Get Unlimited Lap Dances And Lifetime Free Entry At One New York City Strip Club (Original Post) Initech Jul 2014 OP
That's a lot of lap Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #1
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