Dumb Criminals: Three Vegas Women Allegedly Hid Stolen Rolexes In Vaginas

[Initech]

Police say that three women who joined a pair of Encore hotel guests in their room distracted them during sex to steal their Rolex watches, which they later hid in their bodies during the getaway.

Metro Police say Bryanna Warren, Trinity Kennard and Charmella Triggs took the two watches, worth about $16,000 combined, from the hotel room of two Indian tourists Aug. 17 after engaging in sexual activities with the men.

The women were indicted Wednesday on charges of conspiracy to commit grand larceny, robbery and grand larceny.

According to the arrest report:

Warren and Triggs approached one of the men at a hotel bar. The man and the women returned to a hotel room shared by the tourists, where Kennard joined them. The man's friend arrived soon after.

While engaging in sexual activities with the two men, the women allegedly persuaded them to remove their watches. According to the report, the men then noticed the Rolex Submariner, valued at about $12,000, and the Rolex GMT Master, worth about $4,000, were missing.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2014/aug/27/police-women-stole-rolexes-las-vegas-tourists-hid-/

I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty, doesn't it?

[NYC_SKP]

1. As I was walking down the street one day...

[Hoppy]

2. How do you give Flagyl to a watch?

[CaptainTruth]

3. An IUW?

[Kaleva]

4. Hiding a watch up one's ass will void the warranty but the vagina is ok as far as I know.

It's best to check with the manufacturer.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Whatever happened to "Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking"?

[Warren DeMontague]

5. 3 vaginas, but only 2 watches.