Dumb Criminals: "It's Not Illegal, It's Frowned Upon, Like Masturbating On An Airplane."

[Initech]

A commercial airplane traveling from Boston to Los Angeles was forced to make an unscheduled landing in Nebraska because of an unruly passenger from the Bay Area.

The Federal Aviation Administration said the Virgin America flight made the unscheduled landing Monday morning at Omaha's Eppley Airfield following a medical emergency on board.

But the police report paints a slightly different picture. Twenty-six-year-old Doug Adams, of Woodside, was “masturbating in flight and later tried to open an exit door,” according to the Omaha Police Department report acquired by NBC Bay Area on Tuesday.

The U.S. Attorney's Office told reporters in Nebraska that Adams was taken to the hospital for observation.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/california/Woodside-Man-Accused-of-Masturbating-In-Flight-Escorted-Off-LAX-Bound-Virgin-America-Plane-276838091.html

[liberal N proud]

1. He wanted to join the mile high club, but didn't have a partner

Improvising.